Post #2, sitting here watching Bulletproof with Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler a 1996 classic. This movie is terrible but why can’t I shut it off?
Oh yeah because I love terrible movies that’s why a quick glance at this wikipedia page reveals that of the 8 best picture winners this decade I’ve seen 1.5 of them The Departed and half of Million Dollar Baby. I have however seen the following movies at least 25 times:
Con Air
The Rock
Gone in Sixty Seconds, I guess most mid 90s’s Nic Cage movies.
Above the Law, actually any Segal movie from 1988-1995
Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
Top Gun
Braveheart
Scarface
Pulp Ficiton
Full Metal Jacket
A Few Good Men
Crimson Tide
You get it by now, typical guy as I told you. So it’s 1:16 AM… trying to get in the habit of posting “on the reg”.
Not tough to figure out my style… my life is a series of quotes and inside jokes, I quote allot of different show and movies because I think it’s funny.
If I was someone important my “influences” would be 1) My Friends (I hang out with some pretty funny fucks 2) Family Guy 3)Vince Lombardi 4)JFK 5) East Bound and Down (Lately) 6) Dexter 7) The whole O&A gang (tee, hee). Since I’m just some 30 year old hot fat guy though it’s just shit that I like. Similarly to if someone walked in and blew my brains out right now, the police would say I was murdered but if I was important enough then it would be an assassination.
That’s the goal of this whole site in the 1st place I think…
To bring together other like minded people and be able to bullshit and laugh together… particularly now. There is allot of crazy shit happening in the world, the economy sucks, North Korea is getting ready to take over the world and that AWEFULL fucking GEICO commercial is still on the air. You know the one, they cue the creepy music and then someone calls attention to the stack of money with Mr. Potato Head Eyes. So everyone would save the exact same amount?!? Really?
Sorry, so anyway that’s my goal. An army of hotfatguys laughing, drinking, eating (of course) and helping each other out. The social networking portion of the site will be coming along soon I hope. Fatbook will be unlike any other social networking site, I just gotta figure out how to set it up.
We’re gonna throw in some reviews or a forum on movies, food, new beer and eventually a store where you can pick up your hotfatguys.com merch (gotta spread the word why not make a few bucks in the process). Oh and pictures of chicks, hot chicks not quite sure how we are going to integrate this in quite yet. We will however, rest assured.
In short I want to try and do allot more with the site…
So if you stumble across this blog and are interested in being involved on the ground floor please email me: biff@hotfatguys.com . Please post comments as well, like I said I’m no writer so I need all the help I can get.
Thanks for stopping by!
Punching Out….for now
-Biff
2 Responses to “hotfatguys.com mission statement… sort of…”
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April 19th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Hi there,
Amazing! Not clear for me, how offen you updating your hotfatguys.com.
Joker
April 20th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Trying to update it every day.