Introducing The “Goatino”!

By Jack on Monday, April 27, 2009
Filled Under: Daily Banter

Have you ever seen a Goatee?

Have you have seen a latino mustache?

Ok, I thought so…

You have never seen the “Goatino”. The Goatino is a hybrid facial style that mixes the traditional goatee with the latino mustache. 

It is being developed by yours truly as we speak. The key to the Goatino is that I can grow facial hair like a bastard except in the mustache region. It’s the strangest thing but I have decided that the world is ready for it so I am growing it out.

It doesn’t look that terrible yet because the bottom half hasn’t grown in full yet. But it will…

… and when it does and there is still nothing but peach fuzz on my upper lip the true glory of the Goatino will be realized.

I’ll do my best to get some pictures up soon but I feel like I’m about to start a revolution, an army of hot fat guys with Goatino’s.

Now that my friends is fucking sexy…

Tell your friends and spread the word.

Punching Out (for now)…

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