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   Greetings…I’m so happy to be apart of the HotFatGuys writing staff…Finally, a place where a fat guy can be appreciated…And more importantly, a forum where I, a heavy-set american, can be free to rant and rave about all the annoying things in life without scaring small children and old ladies…And by annoying I don’t mean the lack of McDonald’s that carry the McRib, although it does suck because I was a huge fan of the McRib…I mean the everyday things that piss me off like traffic, long lines, and that kid from the movie “Twilight”…I’ve heard some young girls say he’s the new Leo…I’m sorry my man, but you’ll never be Leo

   Little things like these set me off slightly…Not enough to punch babies, but just enough to lose my cool for a minute, stare blankly and then go off on a rant…This is almost always followed by an emotional eating binge and an alcohol-filled “cool down time”…I don’t handle stress well

   So to sum myself up, I’m an overweight, angry, hungry alcoholic whose blood pressure is surely off the charts…I don’t however have diabetes, as it runs in my family and I get tested regularly…So I got that going for me.

   Finally, I’d like to address an email I received asking me my take on the correct terminology between fupa or gunt…Although I believe fupa is the more PC word to use, gunt rolls of the tongue better…I think if you’re in a crowd and there are women present, fupa should be the word of choice…However, speaking strictly from a man’s point of view, I like the word gunt…It basically calls it what it is…So I’m going to dub gunt the correct terminology

   Thanks and I look forward to ranting in the very near future

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