If I had to narrow down the things I seriously loathe to my most hated thing, driving in MA would easily be number one…I guess celebrity gossip and bees would be up there too, but nowhere near driving in my home state…I swear everytime I get into my car it’s like I hit the power button on my Playstation because I seriously feel like I’m in a live-action video game…I never know when an old lady will try to cross in front of me or when that idiot will cut me off and then proceed to go thirteen miles per hour under the speed limit, preventing me from getting anywhere…Seriously dick, why the hell were you in such a rush to get in front of me if you are in no hurry to go the legal speed limit or get out of my way?…I wonder, do these people just sit and wait for someone to drive on their street so they can violently swerve in front of them with no intention other than driving sixteen miles per hour in front of someone? Are they just lonely and want road company? It’s like they are playing their own little game and I’M the lucky contestant…But nobody ever wins
It would be way too long for me to list all the reasosn I hate driving in MA, so I’ll be randomly ranting about my driving mishaps as they occur…And they literally occur all the damn time…I feel as though I’m being tested everyday by a higher power to see if I will snap and lose it someday…And I can never pass the test, I can only fail it by losing my shit and beating the tits off of some jerk who won’t stop tailgating me, even though there are 3 other lanes of traffic for him to easily pass me.
Anyway, I wanted to list just one road peeve of mine right now…It’s a shame actually, all these newer model cars that are being sold without signals that work properly…That can be the only expanation for why so many Masshole drivers never signal before turning…Either their blinkers don’t work or they are the laziest human beings alive…How hard is it to flick a lever that is located about one-third of an inch from where your hand is already placed? Is it that much trouble to drop or raise one finger to hit a switch that would be enough to warn other drivers when you are turning your two thousand pound vehicle onto another road? Is it that these people feel they shouldn’t have to be bothered to flick god knows how many levers throughout their day for the amusement of others? It’s honestly disturbing how far we’ve come with technology and we can’t find a way for a driver to scratch his ass, drink his coffee and actually drive safely at the same damn time…I’m uphalued that the car makers haven’t found a way for us to telepathically signal when we wanna turn
Lastly, I’m willing to bet these world-beaters are changing radio stations constantly but, again, can’t be bothered to show even the smallest bit of respect for other drivers, not to mention obey the law by using their directional signals…The problem isn’t so much that they have failed at life, it’s that they are having children and ultimately breeding more failure into society.
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