I’ve seen less scarier digits fall out of zippers…Men, I hope this doesn’t effect any of your fantasys like it does mine…The something about that thumb that makes me wish I never did some of the things I have done in past when I was alone with internet…I don’t think I could even shake her hand without cringing.
This makes Fergie’s problem of peeing herself on stage more tolerable to think about when I’m on the can…This was truly like finding out that the Mercedes you think you’ve been driving was just a Reliant with Mercedes decals glued on…I feel betrayed…I feel used…I feel dirty…I feel hungry too, so I’m gonna stop this post.
Sorry,
The Angry Fat Guy
4 Responses to “Megan Fox Has Alien Thumbs”
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June 19th, 2009 at 7:20 am
That thing is like a 6th finger. Gross… She’s still hot though.
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 am
I agree Fitzy on both accounts, but the image of that thumb will haunt me…Maybe
June 24th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I’m sure 99% of straight men wouldn’t care if she had a foot for a hand!
June 25th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Touche…After thinking about it, I realized it’s not her thumbs I care about