While President Obama was having a beer with Sgt. Joseph Crowley and professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. to talk about their failure to get along and play nicely, Kevin Federline got fatter. (Side Note: I flipped off a black dude the other day because he cut me off and almost hit me, does this make me a racist? And if so, can I get flown down to the White House and get drunk with him and Obama? What’s that all about? Black people shouldn’t get mad at the Cambridge police for possibly being a bit racist, they should be mad that Obama, who only invites certain black people to discuss racism with him…And at that, all of America should be peaved that we didn’t get invited because everyday, no, every minute somebody is being discriminated against whether it be racism, sexism, anti-religion, the way we look, the way we dress, even the way we think…But I guess if we don’t teach at a prestigious college then we don’t get the invite to discuss such prejudices over Blue Moons down in DC)
So Kevin Federline has gotten fat…The former Mr. Britney Spears is living the dream my frineds…He got to bang Britney before she was full-blown bat-shit crazy…I’m sure he’s getting some sort of palimony from Brit, and even his singing “career” must have netted some sort of a nest egg…He gets to rub elbows with some A-listers from time to time…And because he’s a daddy, he gets to put on some weight and people will just think it’s because he’s too busy being world’s best dad to get to the gym…Well done K-Fed, well done.
And ofcourse the media is making fun of poor Kevin…Check out this article http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/07/29/2009-07-29_from_kfed_to_kfat_kevin_federlines_weight_gain_shows_off_his_massive_new_size.html
I actually find it more funny that they describe Verne Troyer as a celebrity than I do that they call K-Fed things like “massive” and K-Fatter-line”
The Angry Fat Guy can relate to this actually…Once upon a time I was a fairly handsome man…I was in excellent shape, all-ripped up and even had a six pack set of abs…I worked out constantly and was rather jacked…And then I found food and beer to be more satisfying than running and doing bench presses…My sick pack of abs turned into six packs of budweiser…And then twelve packs, and then cases upon cases…My once desirable physique quickly turned into something that could pass for Kevin James’ stunt double.
So I ask ye not to judge unless ye be judged first…People get fat, it’s the way things are meant to be…It makes a the world go round…Once you’ve lived a long, hard 31 years on this planet, you should be allowed to let yourself go…So go ahead K-Fed, grab a beer, a burger and sit down on your favorite, weight-regulated lawn chair…You’re one of us now buddy!
Thanks,
The Angry fat Guy
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