Megan Fox Has Alien Thumbs

By The Angry Fat Man on Friday, June 19, 2009
Filled Under: Daily Banter, Fat Guy Rants, Smoking Hot Chicks

I’ve seen less scarier digits fall out of zippers…Men, I hope this doesn’t effect any of your fantasys like it does mine…The something about that thumb that  makes me wish I never did some of the things I have done in past when I was alone with internet…I don’t think I could even shake her hand without cringing.

This makes Fergie’s problem of peeing herself on stage more tolerable to think about when I’m on the can…This was truly like finding out that the Mercedes you think you’ve been driving was just a Reliant with Mercedes decals glued on…I feel betrayed…I feel used…I feel dirty…I feel hungry too, so I’m gonna stop this post.

Sorry,

The Angry Fat Guy

Win $100 Amex Gift Card from the HotFatGuys!

By The Fat Man on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Filled Under: Contests, Smoking Hot Chicks

Hey everyone, so in an effort to get the word out and try and turn more people on to HotFatGuys.com we will be running our first contest. The  prize is decent. $100 Gift Card from American Express which you can use almost anywhere.

So what do you have to do to enter?

What is a HotFatGuy’s favorite thing besides food, beer and air conditioning?

Smoking Hot Chicks of course…. so the mission is simple. We have designed a simple I (heart) HotFatGuys.com logo below.

To win follow 3 easy steps:

1) Print it out.

2) Give it to the hottest chick you know.

3) Take a picture of her being really hot with it.

4) Email it to contests@hotfatguys.com … ok that’s 4 but whatever.

The HotFatGuys will accept entries now through July 3rd, the 10 finalists will be posted on the site and voted on for 7 days.

The winner will be selected July 10th  and the gift card will be sent certified mail July 11th. If you live in eastern Mass we will hand deliver it to you.

A few rules:

A) The gift card will be given to the person who submits the entry.

B) No Photoshop jobs… we have 2 graphic designers on staff they will know.

C) If you do not have a printer that’s ok just write I Love HotFatGuys.com on a piece of paper… or on yourself.

D) You, the HotFatGuys community will have the final say so the hotter the better.

E) Any photos that you send us become the property of HotFatGuys.com and we reserve the right to post them or use them and/or your likeness with no compensation due to those who submit them.

F) By submitting a photo you are agreeing that you have permission to do so, we will not be held responsible for photos that reach us without the subjects consent.

The HotFatGuys.com Contest Logo

The HotFatGuys.com Contest Logo

As we get entries we will post them in the “Smoking Hot Chicks” section of the site so you girls can see what your competition is.

Good luck!

Punching Out (for now…)

-Biff

Mila Kunis & Elisha Cuthbert

By The Fat Man on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Filled Under: Daily Banter, Smoking Hot Chicks

I have begun following Mila Kunis on Twitter and after sending her a message asking her to check out our website we got the following reply…

“fat guys rock! xx”

I know it’s not much but Mila Kunis is my kinda gal. SMOKING hot and seems cool as hell. I found it appropriate to feature a photo spread of her here.

Particularly when I found out she did a shoot with Elisha Cuthbert, speaking of hot. Man oh man….

This was for the now defunct Stuff Magazine, Enjoy!

Um, I just can't even comment.

Um, I just can't even comment.

 

To quote Johnny B "Yikes".

To quote Johnny B "Yikes".

 

So,so,so hot!

So,so,so hot!

 

-Biff

Eliza Dushku is on Twitter…

By The Fat Man on Monday, May 11, 2009
Filled Under: Smoking Hot Chicks

One of the HotFatGuys fav’s is on Twitter: ElizaPatricia is her username if you want to join in. One of the hottest and coolest chicks in the biz. Also a Mass native!

Yup, she’s pretty hot.

-Biff