JayBay Vs. Chuck Norris

So here it is guys the first “official” JayBay Chuck Norris comparison list.

These were all dreamt up by me over the last few days, if there are any similarities to any others out there it is 100% coincidence.

This will be a living list so as you come up with them yourself please email them to me biff@hotfatguys.com, I will quote you under the post if we use it.

Here goes, hope you enjoy:

Chuck Norris has a poster of JayBay in his bedroom

 

JayBay invented Canada

 

JayBay gave birth to Brian Adams

 

JayBay took all the clothes from the Bare Naked Ladies

 

JayBay has Molson XXX in his veins

 

Al-Qieda won’t attack Canada cause they are scared of JayBay

 

JayBay has weapons of mass destruction

 

JayBay gets Water Boarded, by request before every home game

 

A moose once hit JayBay as he was crossing the road, the moose’s car was destroyed… JayBay was unharmed

 

JayBay doesn’t do steroids, steroids do JayBay

 

When Ice Road truckers fall through the ice they call JayBay

 

JayBay is Milan Lucic, ever seen them both in the same place?

 

JayBay is funnier that Will Farrell

 

JayBay is hotter than Marisa Miller

 

JayBay eats alligators… alive

 

JayBay eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast

 

JayBay then spits you into a cup and eats it, two Jays 1 cup

 

When Pittsburgh traded JayBay he killed everyone in Pennsylvania, with his mind

 

Spanish Flies wear “JayBay”

 

JayBay took Columbia from the British

 

JayBay carved the Rosetta Stone

 

JayBay wrote the Davinci code

 

Roger Clemens lied to congress but not to JayBay

 

JayBay eats ugly babies and puppies for lunch

 

JayBay built the West Edmonton Mall by himself

 

JayBay drove the snakes out of Ireland

 

JayBay won Scotland it’s freedom

 

North Korea protests JayBay’s batting practice

 

JayBay washes his hands before he touches his d*ck

 

JayBay gets 50 mpg, city

 

JayBay’s # is 44, for the number of Cyclopes he has killed

 

JayBay runs “8 Mile” every morning

 

JayBay drinks rocket fuel and shits amazing

 

JayBay grows a mustache every day then shaves it before every Sox Game

 

When JayBay goes to Vegas he gives the casino a marker

 

“That ace could not have helped you”, unless you are JayBay

 

Canadians aren’t saying ehh, they are saying JayBay, really fast

 

When JayBay hits a home run the ball calls him later and apologizes, they was asking for it

 

JayBay wears suits so fine, they make Ron Burgundy look like a hobo

 

JayBay wacked Tommy in “Goodfellas”

 

Big d*cked moose are hung like JayBay

 

If you shoot JayBay in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!

 

-Biff