So here it is guys the first “official” JayBay Chuck Norris comparison list.
These were all dreamt up by me over the last few days, if there are any similarities to any others out there it is 100% coincidence.
This will be a living list so as you come up with them yourself please email them to me biff@hotfatguys.com, I will quote you under the post if we use it.
Here goes, hope you enjoy:
Chuck Norris has a poster of JayBay in his bedroom
JayBay invented Canada
JayBay gave birth to Brian Adams
JayBay took all the clothes from the Bare Naked Ladies
JayBay has Molson XXX in his veins
Al-Qieda won’t attack Canada cause they are scared of JayBay
JayBay has weapons of mass destruction
JayBay gets Water Boarded, by request before every home game
A moose once hit JayBay as he was crossing the road, the moose’s car was destroyed… JayBay was unharmed
JayBay doesn’t do steroids, steroids do JayBay
When Ice Road truckers fall through the ice they call JayBay
JayBay is Milan Lucic, ever seen them both in the same place?
JayBay is funnier that Will Farrell
JayBay is hotter than Marisa Miller
JayBay eats alligators… alive
JayBay eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
JayBay then spits you into a cup and eats it, two Jays 1 cup
When Pittsburgh traded JayBay he killed everyone in Pennsylvania, with his mind
Spanish Flies wear “JayBay”
JayBay took Columbia from the British
JayBay carved the Rosetta Stone
JayBay wrote the Davinci code
Roger Clemens lied to congress but not to JayBay
JayBay eats ugly babies and puppies for lunch
JayBay built the West Edmonton Mall by himself
JayBay drove the snakes out of Ireland
JayBay won Scotland it’s freedom
North Korea protests JayBay’s batting practice
JayBay washes his hands before he touches his d*ck
JayBay gets 50 mpg, city
JayBay’s # is 44, for the number of Cyclopes he has killed
JayBay runs “8 Mile” every morning
JayBay drinks rocket fuel and shits amazing
JayBay grows a mustache every day then shaves it before every Sox Game
When JayBay goes to Vegas he gives the casino a marker
“That ace could not have helped you”, unless you are JayBay
Canadians aren’t saying ehh, they are saying JayBay, really fast
When JayBay hits a home run the ball calls him later and apologizes, they was asking for it
JayBay wears suits so fine, they make Ron Burgundy look like a hobo
JayBay wacked Tommy in “Goodfellas”
Big d*cked moose are hung like JayBay
If you shoot JayBay in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!
-Biff
